"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/29/2017 at 13:38 • Filed to: None
1
15|
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/29/2017 at 13:38 • Filed to: None | 1
| 15 |
Sort of related picture. Really loosely.
tromoly
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 13:48 |
|
The guy must have seen that Discovery special “Eaten Alive” and though “Wussy, I can do that!”
In all seriousness that really sucks, hate to see anyone meet such fate.
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 13:50 |
|
Believe it or not I’ve actually woken up in the middle of the night thinking about this kind of thing. Thanks for making my day suck! Poor guy.
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 13:51 |
|
haha thats the best “pic related” ive ever seen
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 13:55 |
|
http://www.snopes.com/2017/03/29/man-found-dead-belly-python/
Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 13:59 |
|
What, no Ford Python concept car pics?
|
Stapleface
> Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
03/29/2017 at 14:07 |
|
Forgot all about the Python. Damn!
AntiSpeed
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 14:32 |
|
So, he would have likely been suffocated to death before the snake ate him, right?
I mean, not that that’s any better.
|
Stapleface
> AntiSpeed
03/29/2017 at 14:49 |
|
Yeah, no better. I want to know the logistics behind this. The snake couldn’t obviously swallow him in one gulp, so what happened? I get that pythons are constrictors, but how quickly could a snake wrap around a person without them being able to at least try to fight back?
Frenchlicker
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 14:54 |
|
I get the feeling the man may have been asleep initially.
Teitsmania
> Stapleface
03/29/2017 at 15:46 |
|
The snake crushes you, breaking your ribs and you die of suffocation. Then, it gulps you down whole, head first. You don’t fight back because you are dead.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> AntiSpeed
03/29/2017 at 16:35 |
|
Yes... something like this:
Dusty Ventures
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/29/2017 at 21:53 |
|
Wow. That video is nuts
|
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dusty Ventures
03/30/2017 at 17:31 |
|
Not a good ending for the snake.
|
Dusty Ventures
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/30/2017 at 20:38 |
|
Not a good ending for either of them
diplodicus
> Stapleface
04/06/2017 at 09:57 |
|
I’m just seeing this. But find a pet store with a 6ft constrictor and let it wrap itself around your arm. They are insanely strong, now imagine a snake that is large enough to swallow you. There is no fighting back against that without a machete or gun. Also constrictor teeth are specialized they’re like natural fish hooks. Once the snake has broken into the skin the teeth are locked in. They don’t suffocate you either, they kill by breaking their preys spine.
Snakes are beautiful creatures though. There is a lot of myths around Boas/Pythons being man eaters, and not a ton of evidence. Even if all the claims were true the number of deaths is extremely low.